July 27 ~ It is with a heavy heart that I, Dr. Wesley Coleman, must discontinue my online journal thoughts. A member of the hospital board of directors happened upon it and found it "highly inappropriate and presenting an improper image to prospective patients." I just don't have the heart to delete it so I will simply bid you adieu. I will always remember our time together and will hope that if anyone out there is reading this they will send positive thoughts my way for my quest to win the heart of one Agent Seeley Booth. I know he will notice me eventually and when he does my soul will be enraptured.
xoxoxoxo Dr. Wesley Coleman-soon-to-be Booth
July 26 ~ I still have no blog followers. This makes me and my beanie baby, Patty, very sad. :(
July 26 ~ A picture of me at the retreat. I bought a wig that looks just like Tempe's hair as I am feeling that Booth may find it attractive. He is constantly standing behind her smelling it. I asked her what kind of shampoo she used, and she assumed it was because I found it attractive. In actuality-- I thought she smelled like formaldehyde. Icky! But perhaps it will make him stand behind me! I only can dream. Booth will return tomorrow. I might get highlights or frost my tips. I'm so nervous.
July 24 ~ I'm going to a Tribal Role-playing Sex Retreat while my Booth is out the country. Otherwise, I just keep driving by his house hoping to see him in a towel (or less) again. I might post the picture I took of him when I return from the retreat. I wish he were going with me. I sewed him a costume just in case he somehow read the longing in my eyes and answered it's siren call. He did not do so. I will save the costume. I even sewed a custom "cocky" patch into the loincloth. He would have looked like an island god. :( melancholy dr. wes coleman-booth
July 23 ~ People keep implying that Tempe and MY LOVE are more than partners. I refuse to believe that he would do that to me. xoxoxoxox wes
July 22 ~ He is leaving for England. I won't see him for the whole weekend. Oh, and SHE is going too. I've started calling her Tempe in my tweets because I still can't remember how to spell her whole name. She was quite gross with the banana splits last night. My $500 shoes got hot fudge on them and she simply laughed at me. She said "Booth would find that quite funny." Well, it wasn't funny to me and I can't imagine HE would find it funny. He is far too sensitive. I bought a "cocky" belt buckle today. I'm adding it to my dress-up chest. xoxox Wes
July 21 ~ Afternoon: Went back to the hospital to see Temperpedic I told her I had a surprise for her. But I didn''t. I had to think of an excuse to see HIM again. I ran into a former patient of mine Becca Stinson. She has such severe "conditions" I was almost afraid to stand close to her to converse. I'm not sure I should say that on-line due to HIPPA laws but she is quite open with the fact herself. UGH. She wants an appointment though. Will need to double-glove. Guess who was at the hospital? And MAD again. His eyes are almost amber when he is angry. I should have worn my Viking-costume I know he'd LOVE it. I heard he made the best banana splits on his Facebook Page. This doesn't surprise me as I've noticed he is very manually dexterous. I imagine he's good with his gun. Would he like my hummingbird feeder? I'm unsure. I'm going to light some candles and take a long bath while listening to Barry Manilow. I have a banana split date with T. It is an Homage to HIM but I don't know if he will understand that. SIIGGGGHHH.
:( xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Wesley *hearts* Boothie
July 20 ~ I met Temperwhatshername at the hospital. HE was there with her. He seemed angry with me. I found it exhilarating. I removed my hair extensions as no one Twittered me with an opinion again. I wonder if HE would have liked them? I think he might have. I ended up having to take the Temperwoman home to her apartment. She is quite pushy. Thankfully she fell asleep quickly. I've been writing my name with his on my prescription pads all day: Dr. Wes Coleman-Booth. It's so lovely.
xoxoxoxoxoxo Dr. Wes C-B
July 19 ~ No one responded to me about my hair extensions. I thought I'd braid them and then make a brooding face and give everyone one last chance to tell me how sexy they are. Please Twitter me @DrWesC or I'm really going to remove them. I think I might go see my would-be date Temperence/Temperance (I can't be bothered with learning the spelling) tomorrow. She seems nice enough, and if I'm close to her...I'm close to who I really want to be close to. (My heartbeat just increased in expectation!)
xoxoxo Hopeful Dr. Wes
July 18 ~ The date was canceled due to some medical emergency. I am a renowned Doctor so I would have thought I would be of some use, but I was tossed aside like all those Beanie Babies everyone collected in the late 90s. (I have 123!!!) I might get my collection out to raise my spirits. The platypus is my favorite, I named her Patty. I'm thinking of dyeing my hair (or perhaps a sex change? Twitter me @DrWesC if you think that would be a good idea).
:( xoxo Dr. Wes
July 17 ~ I have a date! But it is not with my true love. I believe it may get their attention though. It is my one hope. My hair extensions were a disaster. Here's a pic of me in them in my fave role-playing outfit: (twitter me @drwesc if you think I should keep them? Otherwise I'll put them in my dress up box with my horsey-play outfits).
xoxo Wes
July 16~ My love is definitely not looking at me. I think I might get hair extensions to make me feel better. Or possibly a wig. I am feeling distraught. Also, there have been no hummingbirds at my feeder. It is an analogy to grief in my heart. :(
July 16 ~ I have no one following my blog. I'll try not to take it personally. I'm sure there are just some people who don't appreciate my poetic heart and my thoughts on hummingbirds. Mayhaps, I'll talk about my love of the Jonas Brothers next.
July 16 ~ I don't think my love is noticing me. My love's eyes seem glued to their partner. I am quite emotional. I will write some poetry to make myself feel better. (I will also look at my new hummingbird feeder.) :( Dr. Wes
July 15 ~ Evening: I just bought a hummingbird feeder and filled it with fake nectar sugar water. It makes me feel gooey inside.
xoxoxo Dr. Wes
July 15 ~ Afternoon: My special friend, Lance, told me I should start a diary to examine my feelings. I will try to write in it daily. I just met the most beautiful person in the world. They make my heart flutter like the wings of a hummingbird searching for the fake nectar sugarwater in one of those cheap plastic feeders people put on their porches. (I do not have a feeder like this. I might buy one today if only to remind me of my heart going flutter!)
xoxoxo Dr. Wes
(NOTE THIS IS A PARODY JOURNAL NOT REAL! UNAFFILIATED WITH Mark Lutz, Angel, Bones, or TWONES on Twitter, etc. It IS a parody journal of the fictional character on Twones Dr. Wes Coleman. You should follow him on Twitter @DrWesC and encourage him in his quest to win @AgentBooth)
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